Rude Awakening #6 - Purgatory

White Board Wisdom - We're Bad We're Nationwide

At Today's Meetings, Make a Statement!

Got My Picture Taken with President Barack Obama at the Inauguration!

Based on him seeing my anti-Bush post, President Obama wanted to get his picture taken with FunnyEye at the Inauguration last week!
Luckily he missed this post about his economic policy!

From Your Mouth to My Blog

Obviously Google Can't Answer Everything!!!

White Board Wisdom - Advice for Barrack Obama

Whattried to masquerade for strategic counsel in today's meeting don't do anything you can't undo later

The End of the Error - Dubya, X, Y, Z

Multitasking - Experts say multitasking can cause you to lose 10 IQ points. Some of us have 10 points to lose. And some of us don't.

Special Offer - End of an Error, I Mean Era, for Bush

Rude Awakening #47 - Screwing Up Delta Airlines Even More than It Was

Advice for Twitter Users - 8 Words Not Synonymous with “Tweet About . . .”

Don't delude yourself by thinking any of these words can be replaced with the phrase "Tweet about . . . "

1. “Parenthetical” as in “parenthetical thought”
2. “Rhetorical” as in “rhetorical question”
3. “Random” as in “random idea”
4. “Offhand” as in “offhand remark”
5. “Fleeting” as in “fleeting notion”
6. “Shopping” as in “shopping list”
7. “Considering” as in “considering where to eat”
8. “Apologize” as in “apologize for what I did”

P.S. Even your closest friends don't care. I'm just sayin'.

Scope Creep - Could You Get Out of My Personal Space?

Scope Creep - The weird IT guy who desperately needs breath freshener.

A Visit To Ingredient Restaurant

My friend went to a new restaurant called "Ingredient"
that doesn't allow tipping the wait staff:

It's a unique policy that definitely attracts a certain type of employee!

Starting this Week - 20% Less Funny

Starting this week, Funny Eye for the Corporate Guy is slashing funniness by 20% as a sign of economic austerity.

FE4CG is moving to a 4 night a week schedule - Monday through Thursday, publishing at 8 p.m. central time.

Wondering why? Review 1/5/2009. When the Y axis declines, look for Friday night to return!

Rude Awakening #85 - Countdown

The Furpgy Awards - Meeting Media Selection

White Board Wisdom - More Rejected Slogans

White Board Wisdom - "But It Works for Customers AND Employees!"

Have You Started a Blog Lately?

Rude Awakening #46 - 2009 Career Success

I think my career's stalled because instead of a cool, hip shaved-head look, I'm going bald seven strands at a time.

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