My New Phone Is a Bad Roommate

My new phone is like a really bad roommate.
It's all, "Yeah, I forgot to mention somebody called you yesterday.
I took a message, but I lost the piece of paper until just now."

 

How Many Adolesences Until I Get It Right?

 

My first adolescence sucked, and this second one isn't going any better.

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Long Distance Relationships

My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I'm grounded in reality, and he's in LaLa Land.

Assessing Where You're At in Your Career

Decision Making - You SHOULD Know What to Do

Rude Awakening #555 - Steve Jobs Has Nothing on Me

I'm all over hot new technology. Just today, somebody called me an "iDiot."
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Rude Awakening #707 - You're Crazy Boss!

Rude Awakening #707 - My favorite new hobby is diagnosing all the sociopaths working around me.

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Fousquare - It's Not New to My Pooch

What I'm Saying on Twitter

Rude Awakenings #501 - And In the End

Maybe it's all been a dream. Or purgatory. Or a soap opera.

Not sure which, but at 501 posts, Funny Eye for the Corporate Guy is finished as a daily blog for right now.

No cliff hanger. 

Simply nothing that's all that funny right now to keep it going.

I'd suggest signing up for the email or RSS feed, because it will be back as something in the future...when things are funnier again.