Thursday, April 24, 2008

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Reported on Local TV

A local community held a hearing on controlling the coyote population since coyotes have attacked a number of pets this year. While many people addressed controlling the varmints, only one person, a representative from the Acme Company, spoke up for the coyotes.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

You Finish the Story . . .

A beautiful woman sits down next to you and pulls out a copy of "Sex for Dummies" from her purse.

What happens next?

Monday, April 14, 2008

Interesting Cross Promotions

I never knew beer drinkers liked flowers that much.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Meeting Summary

Thanks C-man for sharing the meeting report out with the group!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Vs.

Yes it's old, but it seems like today. I mean yesterday.

Friday, April 4, 2008

R.I.P. Brother Theodore

Brother Theodore died seven years ago tomorrow. Among his great quotes:

  • "I am what you call a 'controversial figure'. People either hate me or they despise me."
  • "All the great spiritual leaders are dead. Moses is dead. Muhammed is dead. Buddha is dead. And I'm not feeling so hot myself!"

To see his true genius, check out this clip from one of his David Letterman appearances. Or maybe this one.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Communication Really Is Key to Street Cred

"Just a little more to your right Mr. President. Just a little. There you go. Perfect!"

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Executives Say the Darndest Things

The following statement was acutally made at a real business meeting deciding the fate of an in-progress project:

"We're 4 months into an 8 month pregnancy. The question is, 'Do you want to cook the baby longer?'"

No, unfortunately, this isn't an April Fool's joke.