Thursday, April 22, 2010

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Unlimited Foursquare and Breadsticks - Not Cool!

FourSquare users, here’s some advice: Stop checking in from Olive Garden. It's just embarrassing for you. #JustSayin #Really #DespiteTheBreadsticks

Monday, April 19, 2010

Funny, But I Thought I Recognized Somebody in the Background

Just wondering, have you seen this new Dan Hesse Sprint commercial from the Nelson Atkins Museum in Kansas City? I figure all those people behind him are former Sprint employees there for a job fair.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Rude Awakening #32 - Death By Repetition Isn't Funny

I keep listening to Bruce Springsteen's "Murder Incorporated" over and over. Probably not a good sign.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Funny, But This Bar Advertises Younger Guy Nights

 There's a new bar in town called "Lincoln Mercury" because their target market is all cougars.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

What Do You Think White Trash Means?

My mother-in-law's niece asked what "white trash" meant. My mother-in-law held up a mirror and told her to take a long look.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Rude Awakening #2c - When Hairy Met Snotty

I have nose hair that have taken on their own personalities.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Let's Document My Lack of Career Success

I started writing my personal constitution. Someone suggested the opening line should be "Four scores in seven years...."

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

It's Twitter Time...Or Why Chris Brogan Is an Outlier

There's a negative correlation betweent time spent on Twitter and the steadiness of someone's paycheck. Except for Chris Brogan.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Get Me Some iPad Viagra - Stat!

I must need iPad Viagra since I couldn’t sustain 4 hours of excitement to stand up in line to buy one.