Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Rude Awakening #8 - WHAT THE HELL DOES NEWSWEEK KNOW?


To read the whole story, click here.
Newsweek's headline "Stress Could Save Your Life." Hmm...I may live FOREVER!!!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Heard on a Voice Mail Greeting

"Your call is important . . . since I’m an important person and you’re calling me.”

Monday, February 16, 2009

Our Inheritance?

"Honey, the letter from the lawyer says Grandpa remembered us in his will!!! I can't wait to find out what we're getting!!!"

Thursday, February 12, 2009

FunnyEye for Valentine's Day

Here's a sneak peak at what I got Mrs. FunnyEye for Valentine's Day. I think she'll love it since nothing says, "I care about you" better than a refrigerator magnet!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Want to Make Up Your Own Corporate Speak and Sound Impressive?

To create your own nonsense Corporate Speak words, simply take one item from each column, put them together into a word, and use it at your next big meeting!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Rude Awakening #19 - I Ain't Mick Jagger

Despite a fondness for the Rolling Stones, time isn't on my side anymore.

Copyright 2009, Funny Eye for the Corporate Guy

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Side Effects

Side effects - Viagra's include sudden loss of vision & hearing. Aren't those the same as a really good orgasm?

Monday, February 2, 2009

Super Bowl Commercials - Shankapotamus from E*Trade

FunnyEye's personal favorite for funniest Super Bowl commercial.
"Shankapotamus" may be the word of the year.