Monday, December 21, 2009

What's the Weather Going to be on Christmas?

The forecast for clouds on Christmas sounds like my hair forecast: "Thinning with lots of gray."

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Monday, December 14, 2009

Interesting Story - Pass the Prozac

Family Holiday Dinner + Too Much or Too Little Medication Per Family Member = Interesting Story

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Rude Awakening #79 - Lonely Shmonley

A Blue Christmas without you? Really? Well blue it is then.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Interesting Story - Merry Christmas to the Family

Songs from My Friend's Holiday iTunes Mix: "Celebrate Me Home" (Kenny Loggins) + "I Wanna Be Sedated" (The Ramones) = Interesting Story

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

How Twitter Nearly Got Me Fired for the Hellidays!

Good spelling counts. I accidently sent my boss a tweet wishing him a “Wonderfuk Holiday!"

Monday, December 7, 2009

Who Put the Target on My Wallet?

Being at Target with my wife is like being there with a kid who wants everything... except she can reach the shelves & has a credit card.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Rude Awakening #12 - Home for the Holidays!

There may be no place like home for the holidays, but the state mental hospital has nice decorations & friendlier people.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Early Christmas Shopping for Mrs. FunnyEye

My wife says I never get her anything for Christmas, so I took the opportunity to do a little early shopping and found her this great gift. Now, I just need to get it wrapped! She'll love it, I'm sure!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

White Board Wisdom - December Guerrilla Marketing

We don’t have an advertising budget left. So in December we’re doing a “Piss the Brand Name in the Snow “ campaign since it’s free.