Tuesday, April 28, 2009

What If George M. Zinkhan Were Your Facebook Friend?

Someone I know has the an accused felon as a Facebook friend, but she's a legal stickler...she won't unfriend until he's proven guilty.

Monday, April 27, 2009

White Board Wisdom - Second Quarter Forecast Is For . . .

Second Quarter Forecast: "It started in April, and we think it will be done by June . . . probably."

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Rude Awakening #2 - I Obviously Don't Rock Anymore

The expensive stereo speakers I bought in college are now pedestal for the kitty litter container.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

White Board Wisdom - Putting the "B Word" Inside an "H Word"

Please stop your habitchual* complaining!
*No, it's not misspelled!!!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Rude Awakening #46 - Hold On As Long As You Can

Don't think the lyrics to John Mellencamp's song were, "Hold on to 46 as long as you can," but they should have been.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Rude Awakening #1449 - Twitter Rehab


They tried to make me go to Twitter Rehab . . . but I tweeted, NO, NO, NO!
Follow @FunnyEye on Twitter.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Rude Awakening #16 - Is This About Over Yet?

Every day without Diet Dr. Pepper seems like it's about 43 hours long.