Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Rude Awakenings Week #675 - Think About It

If a sports team were named "The Bishops," I bet other team would lost to them on purpose. I'm just thinkin...

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Monday, September 28, 2009

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Rude Awakening #192 - Wishin


Whoever said, "Careful what you wish for" was a freakin' genius.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Predictions - 10 Years Later

A loyal reader (YES FunnyEye has some) gave me this ad from a 1999 textbook. Besides being horrible at predictions, seems like Merrill Lynch should have been focusing on its own problems first and foremost. =8 (>



Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Work Talk - Twitter? Not so much.

I don't have the time for Twitter. And by "time," I mean "addictive personality."

Monday, September 21, 2009

White Board Wisdom - What Did You Just Say?

Phrase used in today's meeting: "We'll take the data and wack it off." I kid you not.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Rude Awakening #162 - Kansas City Royals Mediocrity


The scoreboard highlight for a Royals player hitting .246 was the day before, he went 1 for 4...That's like saying Monday I had 3 conference calls & was kept from making any meaningful business decisions - it was an average day.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Rude Awakening #93 - Getting in Touch with Your Emotions


Sure, I'm in touch with my emotions. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Arghhhhhhhhhhh. That about sums things up.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Work Talk - Semi-Adult Dating

I have a hot date tonight, and by "hot date," I mean 3 hours of texting.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Rude Awakening #18234 - Nobody Cares About My Buying Power

I'm not part of any demographic attractive to advertisers.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Economist's Corner - Love and Marriage and Financial Statements

Here's a Balance Sheet Lesson: In bankruptcy, you shed liabilities. In divorce, you shed assets...there's a different! Class dismissed!