Monday, August 31, 2009

What a Cheat Life!

You've heard of a "cheat day" on a diet. I'm in the middle of a "cheat life."

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Monday, August 24, 2009

Twitter Follow Monday Recommendation

The funniest person you can follow on Twitter is @BadBanana. Trust me.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Rude Awakening #196 - Do I Have to Go to the Gym?

You can't store up exercise like you store up high calorie foods.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Work Talk - Too Much Visualization

My wife dropped some donut frosting down her cleavage...what could I say but, "Clean up on aisle 1!"

Monday, August 17, 2009

White Board Wisdom - Stop Speculating

It's our corporate policy not to speculate on dead things in the company cafeteria.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Apprehensories - Mismanagement

Mismanagement - Should have known my business career was doomed when I got Miss Management as a kindergarten teacher.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Rude Awakening #18 - Holding Back the Years

I've been in the corporate world so long, I'm more amused than pissed when I'm lied to.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Apprehensories - Don't Overthink It

Don't Overthink It. God was all about execution: create, quick evaluation, and create some more!
Why spend so much time analyzing your stupid project!

Monday, August 3, 2009

Work Talk - I'm Not Sure What It Should Be

Somebody said we need a gender netural pronoun in English...I suggested "RuPaul."