Monday, March 29, 2010

Macy's, You Want to Do What to My What? Funny, That's What I Thought You Said

"EXTRA 25% OFF, MEN'S PRIVATE SALE" - Somebody must have put Lorena Bobbitt in charge of sales at Macy's. I'll be keeping my privates away. . .who can afford 25% off of them?

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Social Media Terms Defined: What's Your Manifesto About?

Social Media Terms Defined - "Manifesto" = Overly Self-Important Point of View + Unwillingness to Edit Your Writing to a Reasonable Length

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Funny Your Tweeting About Your Tool

An IBM'er just said to "get on Twitter and find someone who sees value in your tool." Sounds like a Britney spam tactic doesn't it?

Monday, March 22, 2010

Skype Sucks, But That's Just My Opinion. I Could Be Totally Wrong.

A Poem About Skype - I tried Skype, But it must by hype, Because the quality's better, Shouting through a pipe.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

St. Patrick's Day Weather Forecast Is for Drinking & Funny Little Men

When the local weather guy gets the temperature forecast exactly right, he plays "Blinded Me with Science." Other nights, he should have to play "Fool for the City."

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Funny Eye for the Home Office Guy - Just Decide....Please!

I have so many project proposals on hold, a quick rejection would actually feel like success.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

From YouTube - The Worst Office Freak Out Ever - 1 Year Later

Supposedly this guy's boss created a continuum with "creative" on one side and "practical" on the other. Not sure, it's just what I hear.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Funny, I Thought You Were a Twitter Power User

Bad computer batteries are a blessing when they force annoying people to get off Twitter!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Work from Home Talk - Funny, I Thought Water Was the New Oil

When it comes to creating intense skirmishes, our only home desktop computer has become the new oil.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Apprehensories - Visiting the Home Office Gives Me a Funny Feeling

Home Office - Sometimes the home office is a palace. In other cases, it comes from Sam's Club.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

The Last Deluxe Check Ever Written

My uncle said an article predicted checks will be gone within 10 years. I predict the last one will be written by someone in front of me in line at the grocery store.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Funny, I've Never Seen Those Sold on Craigslist

"I'm putting my unrealized hopes and dreams on Craigslist."

Monday, March 1, 2010