I picked up a 7 footer, 50% off!
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
"EXTRA 25% OFF, MEN'S PRIVATE SALE" - Somebody must have put Lorena Bobbitt in charge of sales at Macy's. I'll be keeping my privates away. . .who can afford 25% off of them?
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Social Media Terms Defined - "Manifesto" = Overly Self-Important Point of View + Unwillingness to Edit Your Writing to a Reasonable Length
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
A Poem About Skype - I tried Skype, But it must by hype, Because the quality's better, Shouting through a pipe.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
When the local weather guy gets the temperature forecast exactly right, he plays "Blinded Me with Science." Other nights, he should have to play "Fool for the City."
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Supposedly this guy's boss created a continuum with "creative" on one side and "practical" on the other. Not sure, it's just what I hear.