Thursday, May 27, 2010

Rude Awakening #7734 - There's Some Rolaids at that Oasis

My digestive system is growling on key with an Oasis concert on TV. Not sure who should be more concerned about it!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Honest Texting Acronyms: BFWINSFY

New Honest Texting Acronyms: BFWINSFY - Best Friends Whenever I Need Something From You

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Being a Foursquare Mayor Does Come with Responsibilities

Don't you think a mayor on Foursquare should have to attend city council meetings?

Monday, May 24, 2010

Apprehensories - Erin Moran, Where Are You?

Tchotchkes - Joanie is obviously not the only one who loves them.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Rude Awakening #100 - It's Final Exam Time

I'll have to study since this may be on the final test.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Have You Planted Your Tomatoes Yet?

My wife pointed out it's the start of planting season. I told her that's great, I'm planting myself on the couch to watch TV. 

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Funny H&R Block, I Wasn't Even Thinking of Messing With Your Sanitary Waste

H&R Block Visitors Welcome - If it's okay with you, I'll just park, get out of the car, and not touch anything. Ok?

Monday, May 17, 2010

Work Talk - Funny, No One Said It Was a Waiting Game

It's not that I'm hitting my goals all of a sudden. I just think time has caught up to my impatience.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

One Person's Insomnia Is Another Person's, Well You Know....

My wife said she couldn’t sleep last night because a big storm was rolling through the north part of town. I told her I couldn’t sleep because she was talking to me in an outdoor voice at 3:30 in the morning.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

No, You're Not My Stupid Co-Worker

Watching TV, you'd think everyone working in an office is stupid. From my real-world experience though, it's only maybe 90%.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Rude Awakening #737 - Plane As Your Last Day

Don't you hate when you give up your seat on a full plane for a ticket on a later flight, and then that plane crashes? Yea, me too.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Oprah Advocating for NoPhoneZones? I Have the Solution!

Oprah is fighting against driving and using phones? Maybe she'll buy each of us a chauffeur? How about it Oprah?