Thursday, October 29, 2009

White Board Wisdom - Do I Amuse You?

Today's Existential Question - Will the eye still be funny
when the guy's not making corporate money?

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Rude Awakening #19 - Sucking Wind


A recruiter said I was a "breath of fresh air."
She must have noticed I'm sucking wind right now.


Thursday, October 22, 2009

White Board Wisdom - A Bad Business Model

Our problematic business model: People only love our product when it's free.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Rude Awakening - Prime Number? Not So Much.


Despite what's taught in math class, 47 isn't a prime number.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Marketing Infallibility

I really do have a dream marketing job working for a Catholic institution. It's the closest thing to Marketing Infallibility I'm ever going to get!

Monday, October 19, 2009

White Board Wisdom - Management Advice

Management from today's meeting: "You need to change the tolerance on your B.S. filter!"

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Old Material Week - Last Year's Holiday Game Kiosk Photo


Parting Gift - Everyone departing the corporate game gets a home version of "Fact or Crap" you can play between anxious phone calls and waiting for resume responses you'll never get.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

White Board Wisdom - Stick to the Plan

Given the futility of trying to plan in this economy, our plan was . . . exactly what happened the last 9 months!

Monday, October 5, 2009

Work Talk - A $100 Donation and $3000 of TROUBLE

My wife contributed to public TV to get a "free" book for women on getting through menopause. I asked her if they have a companion book for men...that was a mistake!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Rude Awakenings Week #19 - Last Call

I don't have to go home, but I can't stay here.