Surely there's an economist or a quant geek that you work with (you can spot them based on their clothing) that can take any topic and turn it into a chart or graph.
Best approach - simply ask them to diagram their last statement for you. They'll be happy to oblige! Then just copy it into the DIY "Economist's Corner" cartoon and send it to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Interstingly enough, the staff economist at FE4CG made the newspaper today for his nerdy hotness. Remember, you saw him here first ladies and geeks!