Thursday, December 25, 2008

Live from Mom and Dad's - Yakkity Santa

Happy Holidays from Funny Eye!

Here's what was at the top of Funny Eye's favorite Christmas list at Klutz.com. Thanks Santa for coming through!

Vacation - It's a real privilege to get to work from home between Christmas and New Year's!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Just One More Take Santa - Ho Ho Ho!

If Santa can't nail this read soon, Christmas is in serious jeopardy. See for yourself!



Santa Sessions

Monday, December 22, 2008

Friday, December 19, 2008

Rude Awakening #100 - Prospero Ano y Felicidad

If Jose Feliciano hadn't recorded "Feliz Navidad," every fourth song on all-Christmas radio stations there'd be 3 minutes of dead air.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Work Talk - Post Traumatic Christmas Shopping Syndrome

I went to the mall on Saturday and you'd have thought the parking lot was a blackjack game because everybody was trying to hit me!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

"Everything's Amazing, Nobody's Happy" - A Saturday Funny Eye Special Edition

Think things suck? Too horrible to deal with?

Watch this video from Louis C.K. and appreciate just how far we've come!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Monday, December 8, 2008

It Will Be Just Like Starting Over

401K - How much you have in your retirement account now if you started the year with $802k.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Rude Awakening #17 - Job Insecurity

Copyright 2008, Funny Eye for the Corporate Guy

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Monday, November 3, 2008

Pre-Election Wrap Up - Special Morning Edition



Election "White Board Wisdom"

A couple of weeks ago, FunnyEye took a week off and encouraged all of you to do a little DIY humor.

Chris took up the challenge, charting the reationship below based on a real life incident. He was stuck on the highway behind a Prius with an Obama / Biden sticker and a pickup truck with one for McCain / Palin. He offers this White Board Wisdom as the origin of “Drill, baby, drill” as a GOP rallying cry.




Something that I'm not sure fits on the chart: spotting an SUV this weekend with two bumper stickers - one for McCain / Palin and the other for alternative fuels.

Speaking of "car art," here was a funny Shoebox card that came to FE4CG headquarters recently from our Fan Club president.

A Musical Interlude

Before voting, you owe it yourself to check out this video adaptation of the Palin - Couric interview. And you should probably look at this as well.

Three Random Thoughts While Waiting an Hour in Line to Vote

  1. This line’s so long, I may get to the front by the 2012 election.
  2. I hope these people are more informed than I am.
  3. Voting is a lot like sex. One hour of wondering if the thing's moving, 2 minutes of something happening, and two years of waiting around for your next opportunity.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Comedy for Economists - Mike Myers

Thanks C Man for the assist on this one!
You've been hanging around The Economist too much apparently.

Friday, October 24, 2008

DIY Week @ FE4CG - Top 10 List

Wrap up DIY FE4CG Week by coming up with a "Top 10" List. Want to know the best way to do it? Go to a Happy Hour tonight, suggest a Top 10 topic, and as everybody gets toasted, write down what they say on a cocktail napkin. If your friends are even mildly funny, you'll have most of what you need to finish the list.

Then send your DIY FE4CG ideas from the whole week to funnyeyecorpguy@aol.com so I can run your stuff and take another week of vacation!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

DIY Week @ FE4CG - Economist's Corner

Surely there's an economist or a quant geek that you work with (you can spot them based on their clothing) that can take any topic and turn it into a chart or graph.

Best approach - simply ask them to diagram their last statement for you. They'll be happy to oblige! Then just copy it into the DIY "Economist's Corner" cartoon and send it to funnyeyecorpguy@aol.com.

Interstingly enough, the staff economist at FE4CG made the newspaper today for his nerdy hotness. Remember, you saw him here first ladies and geeks!


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

DIY Week @ FE4CG - Work Talk

One of the best sources of DIY humor is to simply take funny things other people say and claim them as your own. Then put it into this DIY "Work Talk" cartoon!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

DIY Week @ FE4CG - White Board Wisdom

Pay attention to the stupid things said in meetings today and do your own "White Board Wisdom" for DIY Week @ FE4CG! Send yours to funnyeyecorpguy@aol.com!

Monday, October 20, 2008

DIY Week @ FE4CG

Funny Eye is taking a break this week and sharing the pieces and parts you need to make your own Funny Week - DIY Style. Send your DIY FE4CG ideas for the week to funnyeyecorpguy@aol.com so I can run your stuff and take another week of vacation!

To Get Started - Click here for the funny pictures, lists, jokes and other inspirations to get your DIY Funny Eye Week started.