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Rude Awakening #48.5 - Nothing Funny About My Mood

I live in a cesspool of negativity.

Rude Awakening #47.5 - Keep Walking Toward the Light of Middle Age

Somewhere along the line, I became an old fart.

Unlimited Foursquare and Breadsticks - Not Cool!

FourSquare users, here’s some advice: Stop checking in from Olive Garden. It's just embarrassing for you. #JustSayin #Really #DespiteTheBreadsticks

Funny, But I Thought I Recognized Somebody in the Background

Just wondering, have you seen this new Dan Hesse Sprint commercial from the Nelson Atkins Museum in Kansas City? I figure all those people behind him are former Sprint employees there for a job fair.

Rude Awakening #32 - Death By Repetition Isn't Funny

I keep listening to Bruce Springsteen's "Murder Incorporated" over and over. Probably not a good sign.

Funny, But This Bar Advertises Younger Guy Nights

 There's a new bar in town called "Lincoln Mercury" because their target market is all cougars.

What Do You Think White Trash Means?

My mother-in-law's niece asked what "white trash" meant. My mother-in-law held up a mirror and told her to take a long look.

Interesting Story - When It's the Kansas City Royals, Not Every Story Is Interesting

The Kansas City Royals + Start of the Baseball Season = Uninteresting Story

Rude Awakening #2c - When Hairy Met Snotty

I have nose hair that have taken on their own personalities.

Let's Document My Lack of Career Success

I started writing my personal constitution. Someone suggested the opening line should be "Four scores in seven years...."

It's Twitter Time...Or Why Chris Brogan Is an Outlier

There's a negative correlation betweent time spent on Twitter and the steadiness of someone's paycheck. Except for Chris Brogan.

Get Me Some iPad Viagra - Stat!

I must need iPad Viagra since I couldn’t sustain 4 hours of excitement to stand up in line to buy one.

Rude Awakening #4.01 - This Is No April Fool's Day Rude Awakening