Step 1 - Get Big Kid, Step 2 - Get Them Into the NBA

I picked up a 7 footer, 50% off!

Macy's, You Want to Do What to My What? Funny, That's What I Thought You Said

"EXTRA 25% OFF, MEN'S PRIVATE SALE" - Somebody must have put Lorena Bobbitt in charge of sales at Macy's. I'll be keeping my privates away. . .who can afford 25% off of them?

Rude Awakening #262213 - I Thought the Funny Guy Was in Charge?

Rude Awakening - Nobody is running this show.

Social Media Terms Defined: What's Your Manifesto About?

Social Media Terms Defined - "Manifesto" = Overly Self-Important Point of View + Unwillingness to Edit Your Writing to a Reasonable Length

Funny Your Tweeting About Your Tool

An IBM'er just said to "get on Twitter and find someone who sees value in your tool." Sounds like a Britney spam tactic doesn't it?

Skype Sucks, But That's Just My Opinion. I Could Be Totally Wrong.

A Poem About Skype - I tried Skype, But it must by hype, Because the quality's better, Shouting through a pipe.

Rude Awakening #75 - Funny, You Don't Hear that Sound?

I think I’m the only one hearing that ticking sound.

St. Patrick's Day Weather Forecast Is for Drinking & Funny Little Men

When the local weather guy gets the temperature forecast exactly right, he plays "Blinded Me with Science." Other nights, he should have to play "Fool for the City."

Funny Eye for the Home Office Guy - Just Decide....Please!

I have so many project proposals on hold, a quick rejection would actually feel like success.

Social Media Terms Defined: What's It Take to Be a Social Media Expert?

From YouTube - The Worst Office Freak Out Ever - 1 Year Later

Supposedly this guy's boss created a continuum with "creative" on one side and "practical" on the other. Not sure, it's just what I hear.

Funny, I Thought You Were a Twitter Power User

Bad computer batteries are a blessing when they force annoying people to get off Twitter!

Work from Home Talk - Funny, I Thought Water Was the New Oil

When it comes to creating intense skirmishes, our only home desktop computer has become the new oil.

Apprehensories - Visiting the Home Office Gives Me a Funny Feeling

Home Office - Sometimes the home office is a palace. In other cases, it comes from Sam's Club.

Rude Awakening #526 - Not Even Bob and Jillian Can Help My Humor

Discovered my life story on TV. It's called "The Biggest Loser."

The Last Deluxe Check Ever Written

My uncle said an article predicted checks will be gone within 10 years. I predict the last one will be written by someone in front of me in line at the grocery store.

Funny, I've Never Seen Those Sold on Craigslist

"I'm putting my unrealized hopes and dreams on Craigslist."

Apprehensories - Funny You Should Ask Carrie Underwood

"Brevity" - Four Word Article: "Any Way You Want."