Rude Awakening #8g - An Apple a Day

There should be an iPhone app for Rude Awakenings.

Funny Eye Exclusive! Image of New Apple Tablet Packaging

FunnyEye was able to obtain this exclusive pre-release image of the packaging for the new Apple iTablet that Steve Jobs is introducing today!

A Bad Hair Lifetime

I can't get my hair to do what I need it to do . . . like not falling out!

Waaaaaaake Up! It's Waffle Time!

"Your spouse says, 'How about I make you breakfast?'" + "The alarm clock says 3:00 a.m." = Interesting Story

Funny Eye for the Home Office Guy - Pass the WiFi, the Scone, and the "Resumes for Dummies"

You know the odor that lingers on your clothes after leaving Panera?
I think it's the smell of desperation.

Rude Awakening #999 99 9999

Rude Awakening: "My identity is so bad, no one wants to steal it."

Ms. Diagnosis

"I've just been diagnosed as Manic Aggressive!"

Interesting Story - Just Another Way of Saying "Go Home"

You make it to the final presentation on a consulting proposal + The decision maker you've never met says they don't work with "outside consultants" = Interesting Story

Apprehensories - Getting the Better of Them!

Apprehensories Poster: Competitive Advantage - To blare is human, to outshine is divine.

Rude Awakening #62 - Change Management This!

The more things change, the more you have to dig your heels in.

The Furpgy Awards - You're a Little, Little Man

Work from Home Talk - Hey There's Room Under the Desk

Unfortunately, working from home, there aren't any conference rooms to hide in.

Arctic Cold Grips the Nation!

Quite frankly, we've run out of polite ways to say it's colder than a BLEEP BLEEP! Back to you at the news desk, Larry.

Rude Awakening #2x4: The Key to a Tolerable Marriage

Rude Awakening 2x4: "Good walls make good marriages."

White Board Wisdom - That Didn't Work

Business Development Lesson: Don’t come right out and say your client would be a LOT better off without the employee hiring you for the project. Oops.

I Really "Can't" Hear You. Or So I'd Like You to Believe!

"It's not that I don't listen to my boss. It's just that his voice is in a decibel range I don't process!"

Interesting Story - Anybody for a Little Ray Charles?

"Well Enough" + "Messing Around" = Interesting Story