Thursday, February 26, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Rude Awakening #8 - WHAT THE HELL DOES NEWSWEEK KNOW?
To read the whole story, click here.
Newsweek's headline "Stress Could Save Your Life." Hmm...I may live FOREVER!!!
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Heard on a Voice Mail Greeting
"Your call is important . . . since I’m an important person and you’re calling me.”
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Our Inheritance?
"Honey, the letter from the lawyer says Grandpa remembered us in his will!!! I can't wait to find out what we're getting!!!"
Thursday, February 12, 2009
FunnyEye for Valentine's Day
Here's a sneak peak at what I got Mrs. FunnyEye for Valentine's Day. I think she'll love it since nothing says, "I care about you" better than a refrigerator magnet!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Want to Make Up Your Own Corporate Speak and Sound Impressive?
To create your own nonsense Corporate Speak words, simply take one item from each column, put them together into a word, and use it at your next big meeting!
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Rude Awakening #19 - I Ain't Mick Jagger
Despite a fondness for the Rolling Stones, time isn't on my side anymore.
Copyright 2009, Funny Eye for the Corporate Guy
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Side Effects
Side effects - Viagra's include sudden loss of vision & hearing. Aren't those the same as a really good orgasm?Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
Super Bowl Commercials - Shankapotamus from E*Trade
FunnyEye's personal favorite for funniest Super Bowl commercial.
"Shankapotamus" may be the word of the year.
"Shankapotamus" may be the word of the year.
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