White Board Wisdom - Do I Amuse You?

Today's Existential Question - Will the eye still be funny
when the guy's not making corporate money?

Rude Awakening #19 - Sucking Wind

A recruiter said I was a "breath of fresh air."
She must have noticed I'm sucking wind right now.

Let Scott Adams Do My Work!

Interesting Story - Balloon Boy

White Board Wisdom - A Bad Business Model

Our problematic business model: People only love our product when it's free.

Rude Awakening - Prime Number? Not So Much.

Despite what's taught in math class, 47 isn't a prime number.

Marketing Infallibility

I really do have a dream marketing job working for a Catholic institution. It's the closest thing to Marketing Infallibility I'm ever going to get!

White Board Wisdom - Management Advice

Management from today's meeting: "You need to change the tolerance on your B.S. filter!"

Old Material Week - Rude Awakening #1977 - Paul Simon References?

I'm slip slidin' away.

Old Material Week - Last Year's Holiday Game Kiosk Photo

Parting Gift - Everyone departing the corporate game gets a home version of "Fact or Crap" you can play between anxious phone calls and waiting for resume responses you'll never get.

Old Material Week - Economist's Corner: Bush Bashing #2, The Dubya Dip

Old Material Week - Interesting Story: Bush Bashing #1

Rude Awakening #95 - Did You Hear What I Said?

Nobody listens anymore...at least to me.

White Board Wisdom - Stick to the Plan

Given the futility of trying to plan in this economy, our plan was . . . exactly what happened the last 9 months!

Dilbert on Strategic Options

From Dilbert.com

Work Talk - A $100 Donation and $3000 of TROUBLE

My wife contributed to public TV to get a "free" book for women on getting through menopause. I asked her if they have a companion book for men...that was a mistake!

Rude Awakenings Week #19 - Last Call

I don't have to go home, but I can't stay here.