Rude Awakenings Week #675 - Think About It

If a sports team were named "The Bishops," I bet other team would lost to them on purpose. I'm just thinkin...

Rude Awakenings Week #201 - Hey, Look at Me!

I'm an attention whore.

Rude Awakenings Week #21 - You Awake to the Best Feeling of the Day

I feel worse morning's after not drinking.

Rude Awakening #192 - Wishin

Whoever said, "Careful what you wish for" was a freakin' genius.

Predictions - 10 Years Later

A loyal reader (YES FunnyEye has some) gave me this ad from a 1999 textbook. Besides being horrible at predictions, seems like Merrill Lynch should have been focusing on its own problems first and foremost. =8 (>

Work Talk - Twitter? Not so much.

I don't have the time for Twitter. And by "time," I mean "addictive personality."

White Board Wisdom - What Did You Just Say?

Phrase used in today's meeting: "We'll take the data and wack it off." I kid you not.

Rude Awakening #162 - Kansas City Royals Mediocrity

The scoreboard highlight for a Royals player hitting .246 was the day before, he went 1 for 4...That's like saying Monday I had 3 conference calls & was kept from making any meaningful business decisions - it was an average day.

Economist"s Corner - Unplugging for Career Success

White Board Wisdom - Texting for our Times

Interesting Story - Mark Sanford, John Edwards, etc.

Interesting Story - Twitter Away at the #KCTwestival

Rude Awakening #93 - Getting in Touch with Your Emotions

Sure, I'm in touch with my emotions. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Arghhhhhhhhhhh. That about sums things up.

Work Talk - Semi-Adult Dating

I have a hot date tonight, and by "hot date," I mean 3 hours of texting.

Interesting Story - Kings of Pops, Pokes, and Drips

Rude Awakening #18234 - Nobody Cares About My Buying Power

I'm not part of any demographic attractive to advertisers.

Economist's Corner - Love and Marriage and Financial Statements

Here's a Balance Sheet Lesson: In bankruptcy, you shed liabilities. In divorce, you shed assets...there's a different! Class dismissed!

Interesting Story - Who Let the Dogs Out?