Rude Awakening #40 - I'm Pregnant?

A pregnant woman told me she feels lousy in the morning, is always cold, and falls asleep every night when she gets home from work. I think I may be pregnant!

From Your Mouth to My Blog - Everybody has Their Niche

Rude Awakening #10,000 - Outliers

Malcolm Gladwell says it takes 10,000 hours to be great at something. That's why I'm incredibly good at being anxious.

Rude Awakening #47 - No Wonder You Don't Take Your Own Advice

The reason it's so hard to follow your own advice is that you KNOW how full of crap you are.

What Are You Doing? Being Boring

Twitter - Using 140 characters to demonstrate how dull your character really is.

Ronald McDonald - The Hand Is Quicker than the Eye!

Let's all go to this tomorrow night!

Ronald McDonald will be all presto chango as he turns our money into high caloric and fat content food and clogs our arteries!

How does he do it?

Honestly, All the Kids Do Is Complain the Whole Vacation

I went to a place today called "Wine Flights." Not sure why they named a bar after my family's vacations.

Rude Awakening #7 - Nothing's What It's Supposed To Be

Everything on my body that's supposed to be short is long, and everythings that's supposed to be long is short.

Economist's Corner - Kicking It Old School

White Board Wisdom - Enough with Your Supposed New Broadway Musical

We're declaring this whole floor, "RANT FREE!"

It's the First Urban Corporate Broadway Musical!

I'm creating a new one-person musical called, "RANT!"

Rude Awakening #29 - Regrets, I've Had a Few, But Then Again . . .

At my age, mistakes aren't that big a deal since I have so few years left to agonize over them.

Who's Your Momma?

This checker at the garden store said her mom looks just like Stevie Nick. That's surprising since she looked just like Ann Wilson.

Bad Job Interview Questions - What Fruit Do You Most Resemble?

Business Quotes from the Unknown

• "Don't underestimate your abilities. That's is your boss' job."
  
• "I think, therefore I am overqualified."
  
• "If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges."
  
• "Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
  
• "Why am I not working at the industry leader anymore? Frankly, I wasn't good enough for them, but I'm way beyond anybody you have on staff."