From Your Mouth to My Blog

Real Life Abnormal Distributions

New Corporate Speak Word - "Glarify"

Hey Microsoft! Here's a Feature We Could Really Use!!!

One Thing Funny Eye Hates - Office Equipment Misuse

"Hey....I was a little drunk."

Reported on Local TV

A local community held a hearing on controlling the coyote population since coyotes have attacked a number of pets this year. While many people addressed controlling the varmints, only one person, a representative from the Acme Company, spoke up for the coyotes.

Which Poster Should I Put Up in My Office?

Okay, I Get It

Career Advice

Relationships They Don't Teach in MBA School

You Finish the Story . . .

A beautiful woman sits down next to you and pulls out a copy of "Sex for Dummies" from her purse.

What happens next?

I Don't Say 'Em, I Just Hear 'Em

Interesting Cross Promotions

I never knew beer drinkers liked flowers that much.

Funny Eye's Medical Tests Revealed!

Meeting Summary

Thanks C-man for sharing the meeting report out with the group!

Everybody's Looking for a Better Job Title

Vs.

Yes it's old, but it seems like today. I mean yesterday.

From Your Mouth to My Blog

R.I.P. Brother Theodore

Brother Theodore died seven years ago tomorrow. Among his great quotes:

• "I am what you call a 'controversial figure'. People either hate me or they despise me."
  
• "All the great spiritual leaders are dead. Moses is dead. Muhammed is dead. Buddha is dead. And I'm not feeling so hot myself!"

To see his true genius, check out this clip from one of his David Letterman appearances. Or maybe this one.

Communication Really Is Key to Street Cred

"Just a little more to your right Mr. President. Just a little. There you go. Perfect!"

Can't Argue with That

Executives Say the Darndest Things

The following statement was acutally made at a real business meeting deciding the fate of an in-progress project:

"We're 4 months into an 8 month pregnancy. The question is, 'Do you want to cook the baby longer?'"

No, unfortunately, this isn't an April Fool's joke.