Rude Awakening #79 - Lonely Shmonley

A Blue Christmas without you? Really? Well blue it is then.

Interesting Story - Merry Christmas to the Family

Songs from My Friend's Holiday iTunes Mix: "Celebrate Me Home" (Kenny Loggins) + "I Wanna Be Sedated" (The Ramones) = Interesting Story

How Twitter Nearly Got Me Fired for the Hellidays!

Good spelling counts. I accidently sent my boss a tweet wishing him a “Wonderfuk Holiday!"

Who Put the Target on My Wallet?

Being at Target with my wife is like being there with a kid who wants everything... except she can reach the shelves & has a credit card.

Rude Awakening #12 - Home for the Holidays!

There may be no place like home for the holidays, but the state mental hospital has nice decorations & friendlier people.

Early Christmas Shopping for Mrs. FunnyEye

My wife says I never get her anything for Christmas, so I took the opportunity to do a little early shopping and found her this great gift. Now, I just need to get it wrapped! She'll love it, I'm sure!

White Board Wisdom - December Guerrilla Marketing

We don’t have an advertising budget left. So in December we’re doing a “Piss the Brand Name in the Snow “ campaign since it’s free.

Apprehensories - Faster, Faster, Watch Out!!!

Velocity - When you don't know what you're doing, doing it faster leaves less time for mistakes.

Rude Awakening #1030 - Who Would Be Left?

When you're a one-person operation, downsizing becomes a VERY painful decision.

Funny Eye for the Home Office Guy (FE4HOG) - What Day Is This?

When you work from home, a Tuesday looks pretty much like a Saturday.