Showing posts with label holiday humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holiday humor. Show all posts

Monday, December 21, 2009

What's the Weather Going to be on Christmas?

The forecast for clouds on Christmas sounds like my hair forecast: "Thinning with lots of gray."

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Monday, December 14, 2009

Interesting Story - Pass the Prozac


Family Holiday Dinner + Too Much or Too Little Medication Per Family Member = Interesting Story

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Rude Awakening #79 - Lonely Shmonley

A Blue Christmas without you? Really? Well blue it is then.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Interesting Story - Merry Christmas to the Family

Songs from My Friend's Holiday iTunes Mix: "Celebrate Me Home" (Kenny Loggins) + "I Wanna Be Sedated" (The Ramones) = Interesting Story

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

How Twitter Nearly Got Me Fired for the Hellidays!




Good spelling counts. I accidently sent my boss a tweet wishing him a “Wonderfuk Holiday!"

Monday, December 7, 2009

Who Put the Target on My Wallet?


Being at Target with my wife is like being there with a kid who wants everything... except she can reach the shelves & has a credit card.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Rude Awakening #12 - Home for the Holidays!

There may be no place like home for the holidays, but the state mental hospital has nice decorations & friendlier people.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Early Christmas Shopping for Mrs. FunnyEye

My wife says I never get her anything for Christmas, so I took the opportunity to do a little early shopping and found her this great gift. Now, I just need to get it wrapped! She'll love it, I'm sure!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

White Board Wisdom - December Guerrilla Marketing




We don’t have an advertising budget left. So in December we’re doing a “Piss the Brand Name in the Snow “ campaign since it’s free.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Live from Mom and Dad's - Yakkity Santa

Happy Holidays from Funny Eye!

Here's what was at the top of Funny Eye's favorite Christmas list at Klutz.com. Thanks Santa for coming through!

Vacation - It's a real privilege to get to work from home between Christmas and New Year's!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Just One More Take Santa - Ho Ho Ho!

If Santa can't nail this read soon, Christmas is in serious jeopardy. See for yourself!



Santa Sessions

Monday, December 22, 2008