Work Talk - Funny, No One Said It Was a Waiting Game

It's not that I'm hitting my goals all of a sudden. I just think time has caught up to my impatience.

No, You're Not My Stupid Co-Worker

Watching TV, you'd think everyone working in an office is stupid. From my real-world experience though, it's only maybe 90%.

Why FunnyEye Was on a Funny Furlough Last Week

Funny, I Thought You Were a Twitter Power User

Bad computer batteries are a blessing when they force annoying people to get off Twitter!

Work from Home Talk - Funny, I Thought Water Was the New Oil

When it comes to creating intense skirmishes, our only home desktop computer has become the new oil.

The Cool Kids on Twitter - And You Aren't One!

If you banned tweets saying, in effect, "I'm doing something really cool, bet you aren't," what would be left of Twitter?

Follow me on Twitter....if you dare.

Sure Norman Vincent Peale Could Do Positive Thinking. He Didn't Have to Live through Layoffs

Positive thought for the day: "I don't live here, I just work here."

Ms. Diagnosis

"I've just been diagnosed as Manic Aggressive!"

Work from Home Talk - Hey There's Room Under the Desk

Unfortunately, working from home, there aren't any conference rooms to hide in.

I Really "Can't" Hear You. Or So I'd Like You to Believe!

"It's not that I don't listen to my boss. It's just that his voice is in a decibel range I don't process!"

Okay Mary Poppins

I feel like Mary Poppins at my job cause it isn't superchallengingfragilisticexpialidocious!

Work Talk - A $100 Donation and $3000 of TROUBLE

My wife contributed to public TV to get a "free" book for women on getting through menopause. I asked her if they have a companion book for men...that was a mistake!

Work Talk - Twitter? Not so much.

I don't have the time for Twitter. And by "time," I mean "addictive personality."

Work Talk - Semi-Adult Dating

I have a hot date tonight, and by "hot date," I mean 3 hours of texting.

The Double Dip Recession - Brought to You By . . .

Work Talk - I'm Not Sure What It Should Be

Somebody said we need a gender netural pronoun in English...I suggested "RuPaul."

That's What I Said!

My new career strategy? Listen for jargon my boss uses and repeat it every other sentence!

Work Talk - I've Got a Slim Jim Body

I'm thinking about getting back in shape. Traveling last week, I visited the hotel's exercise room...to see if they had a decent vending machine in there!

Conference Talk - Relationship Problems 2.0

I had to break off my last relatiionship because of communication problems. My boyfriend wanted to talk on the phone instead of emailing!

Honestly, All the Kids Do Is Complain the Whole Vacation

I went to a place today called "Wine Flights." Not sure why they named a bar after my family's vacations.