Wednesday, February 19, 2014

From My Mouth to Your Blog: Princess Chat

"Yes, I may be a princess, but at least I TRY to take care of my needs
so my subjects don't have to go out of their way to do it."

Thursday, February 14, 2013

My New Phone Is a Bad Roommate

My new phone is like a really bad roommate.
It's all, "Yeah, I forgot to mention somebody called you yesterday.
I took a message, but I lost the piece of paper until just now."


Tuesday, February 12, 2013

How Many Adolesences Until I Get It Right?

My first adolescence sucked, and this second one isn't going any better.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Long Distance Relationships

My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I'm grounded in reality, and he's in LaLa Land.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Rude Awakening #707 - You're Crazy Boss!

Rude Awakening #707 - My favorite new hobby is diagnosing all the sociopaths working around me.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

What I'm Saying on Twitter