tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34500396699241491152024-02-06T23:08:50.364-06:00Funny Eye"What separates the good from the GREAT is the ability
to immortalize others' screw-ups in an alternative medium."FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.comBlogger511125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-3548002224790948202014-02-19T00:31:00.000-06:002014-02-19T00:31:32.599-06:00From My Mouth to Your Blog: Princess Chat<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">"Yes, I may be a princess, but at least I TRY to take care of my needs<br />so my subjects don't have to go out of their way to do it."</span></div>
FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-34099356740472067112013-02-14T05:00:00.000-06:002013-02-14T05:00:02.906-06:00My New Phone Is a Bad Roommate<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">My new phone is like a really bad roommate. <br />It's all,
"Yeah, I forgot to mention somebody called you yesterday. <br />I took a
message, but I lost the piece of paper until just now."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-16852212900949657682013-02-12T05:00:00.000-06:002013-02-12T05:00:09.922-06:00How Many Adolesences Until I Get It Right?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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My first adolescence sucked, and this second one isn't going any better.</div>
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FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-23117140798106417632013-02-10T18:52:00.002-06:002013-02-10T18:53:19.338-06:00Long Distance Relationships<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I'm grounded in reality, and he's in LaLa Land.</div>
FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-60218038936786297272011-06-29T23:19:00.000-05:002011-06-29T23:19:40.038-05:00Assessing Where You're At in Your Career<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid5yK37D85ojdTBfzjDWrdRqi9Lw1KOtR8GVVCOnXjUGWNXknByfNa0_z5p-6ifH02hN-oP4YvjJQ5BeJNrlxn5aHY8X9WKPiP8H-Kbc52XUh5wXkwCI8-gHbOeJsx3Pzpi-B6noPW8Mne/s1600/110629-Career-Analysis.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid5yK37D85ojdTBfzjDWrdRqi9Lw1KOtR8GVVCOnXjUGWNXknByfNa0_z5p-6ifH02hN-oP4YvjJQ5BeJNrlxn5aHY8X9WKPiP8H-Kbc52XUh5wXkwCI8-gHbOeJsx3Pzpi-B6noPW8Mne/s640/110629-Career-Analysis.jpg" width="601" /></a></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-72766731163394971142011-06-23T21:19:00.000-05:002011-06-23T21:19:10.121-05:00Decision Making - You SHOULD Know What to Do<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMebDOa3uorEmGFd-sjrCCLm66m5Xiz5bG9FN6KdMvkIiqGI9op-Cbnn9oqfk-sKxrNA-j5eCp8SZN25BI1i-LQzRjXnr68Z8BJtiOfotiNIEraKxYLp6C4Ds1-3Uynge3NYw1OY81X0tm/s1600/110624+Shit+or+Get+Off+the+Pot+Apprehensories+Poster.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMebDOa3uorEmGFd-sjrCCLm66m5Xiz5bG9FN6KdMvkIiqGI9op-Cbnn9oqfk-sKxrNA-j5eCp8SZN25BI1i-LQzRjXnr68Z8BJtiOfotiNIEraKxYLp6C4Ds1-3Uynge3NYw1OY81X0tm/s640/110624+Shit+or+Get+Off+the+Pot+Apprehensories+Poster.jpg" width="555" /></a></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-72795138947910917632010-09-16T23:58:00.003-05:002010-09-17T00:04:39.896-05:00Rude Awakening #555 - Steve Jobs Has Nothing on Me<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I'm all over hot new technology. Just today, somebody called me an "iDiot."</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/McVWkGWMHKI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/McVWkGWMHKI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-60773248879412664192010-06-10T06:00:00.001-05:002010-06-10T06:00:03.826-05:00Rude Awakenings #127,000 - Who Will Run Out of Gas First?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgS2s0SV2KPBShctLBPQ-8bBEhZfPZTUYGx8V4OOyr30hf1S8HbzfNx5FFy2PBIopQluHccS6n8pqOzQTeJEAWxbjXKYx_tZbKhq146Noelfc2GtlzG-nQHG_IUF0P6JEjRwk3UAqgtrh4N/s1600/100610-127k-Miles.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="190" qu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgS2s0SV2KPBShctLBPQ-8bBEhZfPZTUYGx8V4OOyr30hf1S8HbzfNx5FFy2PBIopQluHccS6n8pqOzQTeJEAWxbjXKYx_tZbKhq146Noelfc2GtlzG-nQHG_IUF0P6JEjRwk3UAqgtrh4N/s640/100610-127k-Miles.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: white; font-size: xx-small;">Just occurred to me that my car and I both have about 127,000 miles on us.</span></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-64540067077311376602010-06-09T06:00:00.002-05:002010-06-09T06:00:08.513-05:00Who Knew There Are Cinammon Vitamins?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOGS8oGa1l7tUOraRNhT5gWqP4PbWXwuCSlC3BrNkP0EabGTru3MZ1s-0m0KGRq5cAmYAlI0sQo4YZFgdUwBTPTqo4xv01mpy6Lm5qr_9_LpxxzdGOsniWcECbyTcPaBikwKfKH3y5lO4K/s1600/cinammon-cvs.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" qu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOGS8oGa1l7tUOraRNhT5gWqP4PbWXwuCSlC3BrNkP0EabGTru3MZ1s-0m0KGRq5cAmYAlI0sQo4YZFgdUwBTPTqo4xv01mpy6Lm5qr_9_LpxxzdGOsniWcECbyTcPaBikwKfKH3y5lO4K/s400/cinammon-cvs.jpg" width="346" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">My doctor suggested these because I'm not getting the daily recommended dose of sticky buns in my diet.</div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-77119987258664744762010-06-08T06:00:00.001-05:002010-06-08T06:00:01.406-05:00Honest Texting Acronyms - BFO<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiA1JbDJtcfXb6lKr8bdEZ8cPPpITxZQ625uobP9fUhEpUkuJVhsR9EPeD_pSX4WLkRGBnOEi_NEnbgHuLY2cVHZAVIafJ6fhyphenhyphenIsy7llktgovcWa1GrhXgpOAjwvWcisoS3B__Hf_5q-IJZ/s1600/100608-Text-Message.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" qu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiA1JbDJtcfXb6lKr8bdEZ8cPPpITxZQ625uobP9fUhEpUkuJVhsR9EPeD_pSX4WLkRGBnOEi_NEnbgHuLY2cVHZAVIafJ6fhyphenhyphenIsy7llktgovcWa1GrhXgpOAjwvWcisoS3B__Hf_5q-IJZ/s400/100608-Text-Message.jpg" width="331" /></a></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-53135628083148262312010-06-07T06:00:00.002-05:002010-06-07T06:00:01.416-05:00Interesting Story - Social Media Strategy Assessment<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrnXOujOPwXKHbdNzj4rqx18TwwiRbn_MpkOtTxGdbULY8IAaS0d521tztZdtKQQtJfAmD3ibvgOXvSLRcFLGcU1ZeT_y16S5zidD9gCXoV2MOU_JPxcfm10syK5-TbYe8oB53oAUb46bT/s1600/100607+Interesting+Stories.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="554" qu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrnXOujOPwXKHbdNzj4rqx18TwwiRbn_MpkOtTxGdbULY8IAaS0d521tztZdtKQQtJfAmD3ibvgOXvSLRcFLGcU1ZeT_y16S5zidD9gCXoV2MOU_JPxcfm10syK5-TbYe8oB53oAUb46bT/s640/100607+Interesting+Stories.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-85220207046785208622010-06-03T06:00:00.006-05:002010-06-03T06:00:04.803-05:00Rude Awakening #111 - There's More to Dark Clouds than Darkness<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWuTb1NntwQGkrT8_AVMYk4TZ-jZUjF1VvLUf7cepxhgKTt_qzVcUNo5NzdGRhR3SR7Mx01DEUphsB_8REWW31LnBamkupcCSbJxsCxkberwcUw8YdPN18ZCkEqiBLqzLk6KCTQvGk0myu/s1600/100603-RA---Sliver-Lining.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" height="188" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWuTb1NntwQGkrT8_AVMYk4TZ-jZUjF1VvLUf7cepxhgKTt_qzVcUNo5NzdGRhR3SR7Mx01DEUphsB_8REWW31LnBamkupcCSbJxsCxkberwcUw8YdPN18ZCkEqiBLqzLk6KCTQvGk0myu/s640/100603-RA---Sliver-Lining.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: white; font-size: xx-small;">Every dark cloud has a sliver lining.</span></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-65793184395060295392010-06-02T06:00:00.006-05:002010-06-02T06:00:07.321-05:00Honest Texting Acronyms: LAYAH<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsXsa7ZnXbGSPSziR9vbzrce_9EwZif9mXzp3-Oc7OfIb3y-t2ScRpxVdfG-D9l9Ieajy1Fd4zmfy4W78rhF_sUzl5YbKDSVSHlYZtmf1_6gpMwzGeUDidpeVEYm-ZwoFXCBljeoZjQelu/s1600/100602-Text-LAYAH.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsXsa7ZnXbGSPSziR9vbzrce_9EwZif9mXzp3-Oc7OfIb3y-t2ScRpxVdfG-D9l9Ieajy1Fd4zmfy4W78rhF_sUzl5YbKDSVSHlYZtmf1_6gpMwzGeUDidpeVEYm-ZwoFXCBljeoZjQelu/s400/100602-Text-LAYAH.jpg" width="286" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: white; font-size: xx-small;">New honest texting abbreviations: LAYAH - Laughing At You Asshole</span></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-6317633218028337712010-06-01T06:00:00.003-05:002010-06-01T06:00:04.665-05:00FE4HOG - Drop-In Interruptions and Scratchy Tongues Go Together<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8dyrsgvnnWWPu_vdIpK60asIWwqpLhFSHDmrJXg8LUFdQGcR1EPTGfqKpCodja7dP3bIY1tD0B6uMTLBZ5fCpV1aRphjfmK3tXI3_EU5KpvenR-LUCuYrcl0hSpjRGj_hJum_ZTOnAw1U/s1600/100601-Cat-Monitor.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" height="448" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8dyrsgvnnWWPu_vdIpK60asIWwqpLhFSHDmrJXg8LUFdQGcR1EPTGfqKpCodja7dP3bIY1tD0B6uMTLBZ5fCpV1aRphjfmK3tXI3_EU5KpvenR-LUCuYrcl0hSpjRGj_hJum_ZTOnAw1U/s640/100601-Cat-Monitor.jpg" width="640" /></a><span style="color: white; font-size: xx-small;">One difference about working at home? Very few interruptions in a corporate setting involve a cat cleaning itself in front of the monitor.</span></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-26386724964577183212010-05-27T06:00:00.004-05:002010-05-27T06:00:06.621-05:00Rude Awakening #7734 - There's Some Rolaids at that Oasis<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8DLf16opQ1yiIJSmN2W7AbE7mn8ZF36PyZwKIPeoNEW6MocnhIRG2ZqnPJBvVDK-Pqn7TBeZcjI3fUJ0ZurN_TcvjrKLwHkLUxCZdA3H_DSc6HA_qSBTK7zpx0GlT2_GhnV9sBcrR__Dt/s1600/100527-RA-Oasis.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" height="190" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8DLf16opQ1yiIJSmN2W7AbE7mn8ZF36PyZwKIPeoNEW6MocnhIRG2ZqnPJBvVDK-Pqn7TBeZcjI3fUJ0ZurN_TcvjrKLwHkLUxCZdA3H_DSc6HA_qSBTK7zpx0GlT2_GhnV9sBcrR__Dt/s640/100527-RA-Oasis.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: white; font-size: xx-small;">My digestive system is growling on key with an Oasis concert on TV. Not sure who should be more concerned about it!</span></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-11884801749344355432010-05-26T06:00:00.000-05:002010-05-26T06:00:09.384-05:00Honest Texting Acronyms: BFWINSFY<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" gu="true" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSu8YSvGqN99e9B7baMoNr3j545K8GBlqIkzLHrgfci4NQ9lyjKlNXBV1iYVKkg9pDkbVwJIimBPIQuT898buQZWcTktxqxhDgwYebDGn8vVd8k7UnF9u-5dtsR12cOTxsOhdvLUlUVhlr/s400/100526-BFWINSFY-Text.jpg" width="288" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: white; font-size: xx-small;">New Honest Texting Acronyms: BFWINSFY - Best Friends Whenever I Need Something From You</span></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-8164266961618167312010-05-25T06:00:00.012-05:002010-05-25T06:00:01.271-05:00Being a Foursquare Mayor Does Come with Responsibilities<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTPvUo5A4cpPUSYh-ZC4d9uJhnU-ByvwTloiVRgIlQafVxF_UcvQD0YtNWpgsJ9SdxiFNAHYFl8Li_X9oaLhjt-Lisz3xB1-fmuDad4z6KmWWVwFOfGIPPFyGjq_ERLDM_DPuW5R9c7yuA/s1600/100525-4sq-Mayor.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" height="384" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTPvUo5A4cpPUSYh-ZC4d9uJhnU-ByvwTloiVRgIlQafVxF_UcvQD0YtNWpgsJ9SdxiFNAHYFl8Li_X9oaLhjt-Lisz3xB1-fmuDad4z6KmWWVwFOfGIPPFyGjq_ERLDM_DPuW5R9c7yuA/s640/100525-4sq-Mayor.jpg" width="640" /></a><span style="color: white; font-size: xx-small;">Don't you think a mayor on Foursquare should have to attend city council meetings?</span></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-45988379480491443792010-05-24T06:00:00.003-05:002010-05-24T06:00:02.967-05:00Apprehensories - Erin Moran, Where Are You?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiaiI0aqMHXyJcfDIH-XBfooEgjvtvTv6W7ABVljocukVkMpXaOg92pJo-6WIfYh_OeG9M8P9M5WPzawcikqduykYoY9Pv5pEcz4Cz7BXgSFKBzoUEd_hcmFyGRPIKaWiADsF-WawBnyat/s1600/100524+Tchotchkes+Poster.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" gu="true" height="232" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiaiI0aqMHXyJcfDIH-XBfooEgjvtvTv6W7ABVljocukVkMpXaOg92pJo-6WIfYh_OeG9M8P9M5WPzawcikqduykYoY9Pv5pEcz4Cz7BXgSFKBzoUEd_hcmFyGRPIKaWiADsF-WawBnyat/s400/100524+Tchotchkes+Poster.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: white; font-size: xx-small;">Tchotchkes - Joanie is obviously not the only one who loves them.</span></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-59205022337637255072010-05-20T06:00:00.001-05:002010-05-20T06:00:00.603-05:00Rude Awakening #100 - It's Final Exam Time<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjk_GCM9eU-CqZ940JLyOKdPkyez8nBgkVIVQ-SBVrfyaejuOxnzKUHDyscbVYNPEKGiTQYIIh4X8PTvYMfFbt6xyilQHDkxnZKD8QGBpxpAy5q9ZDgqZqkG4favNp9e6qyG0eEHJMeUYT/s1600/100520FinalTest.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="190" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjk_GCM9eU-CqZ940JLyOKdPkyez8nBgkVIVQ-SBVrfyaejuOxnzKUHDyscbVYNPEKGiTQYIIh4X8PTvYMfFbt6xyilQHDkxnZKD8QGBpxpAy5q9ZDgqZqkG4favNp9e6qyG0eEHJMeUYT/s640/100520FinalTest.jpg" width="640" wt="true" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: white; font-size: xx-small;">I'll have to study since this may be on the final test.</span></div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3450039669924149115.post-53926408357283113572010-05-19T06:00:00.001-05:002010-05-19T06:00:04.610-05:00Have You Planted Your Tomatoes Yet?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje3zbGwBunp8TrFyX8TQI_uu5_J_Zv1xgQlmnABKB9zGJbqsQWDGjsRTxQ2RBUQVlxXu_t6pheLpHJ33i3tqVtzMKZOhJ-hxeiGQ4fLKVXKSTJBMRbXhIUCqTI-qtpt151jL_5moc0S8ST/s1600/100519PlantingSeason.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="448" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje3zbGwBunp8TrFyX8TQI_uu5_J_Zv1xgQlmnABKB9zGJbqsQWDGjsRTxQ2RBUQVlxXu_t6pheLpHJ33i3tqVtzMKZOhJ-hxeiGQ4fLKVXKSTJBMRbXhIUCqTI-qtpt151jL_5moc0S8ST/s640/100519PlantingSeason.jpg" width="640" wt="true" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: white; font-size: xx-small;">My wife pointed out it's the start of planting season. I told her that's great, I'm planting myself on the couch to watch TV.</span> </div>FunnyEyeCorpGuyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10737174452182718535noreply@blogger.com0