Tuesday, November 3, 2009

White Board Wisdom - Carpe Diem Quam Minimum Credula Postero

Bad Sign: A Strategic Planner with a Bumper Sticker saying, "Live for Today"

Monday, November 2, 2009

Funny Eye for the Home Office Guy (FE4HOG) - Dial 9

It wasn't until working from home I realized not every phone number begins with a 9.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

White Board Wisdom - Do I Amuse You?

Today's Existential Question - Will the eye still be funny
when the guy's not making corporate money?

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Rude Awakening #19 - Sucking Wind


A recruiter said I was a "breath of fresh air."
She must have noticed I'm sucking wind right now.


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Thursday, October 22, 2009

White Board Wisdom - A Bad Business Model

Our problematic business model: People only love our product when it's free.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Rude Awakening - Prime Number? Not So Much.


Despite what's taught in math class, 47 isn't a prime number.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Marketing Infallibility

I really do have a dream marketing job working for a Catholic institution. It's the closest thing to Marketing Infallibility I'm ever going to get!