Wednesday, February 19, 2014

From My Mouth to Your Blog: Princess Chat

"Yes, I may be a princess, but at least I TRY to take care of my needs
so my subjects don't have to go out of their way to do it."

Thursday, February 14, 2013

My New Phone Is a Bad Roommate

My new phone is like a really bad roommate.
It's all, "Yeah, I forgot to mention somebody called you yesterday.
I took a message, but I lost the piece of paper until just now."

 

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

How Many Adolesences Until I Get It Right?

 
My first adolescence sucked, and this second one isn't going any better.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Long Distance Relationships

My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I'm grounded in reality, and he's in LaLa Land.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Rude Awakening #707 - You're Crazy Boss!

Rude Awakening #707 - My favorite new hobby is diagnosing all the sociopaths working around me.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

What I'm Saying on Twitter


Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Rude Awakenings #501 - And In the End

Maybe it's all been a dream. Or purgatory. Or a soap opera.
Not sure which, but at 501 posts, Funny Eye for the Corporate Guy is finished as a daily blog for right now.
No cliff hanger. 
Simply nothing that's all that funny right now to keep it going.
I'd suggest signing up for the email or RSS feed, because it will be back as something in the future...when things are funnier again.

Monday, June 14, 2010

The Best TV Finale Ever...

I finally watched this the other night.
Sure I may be the last person in the world to watch it,
but it's got me thinking. . .

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Rude Awakenings #127,000 - Who Will Run Out of Gas First?

Just occurred to me that my car and I both have about 127,000 miles on us.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Who Knew There Are Cinammon Vitamins?

My doctor suggested these because I'm not getting the daily recommended dose of sticky buns in my diet.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Honest Texting Acronyms: LAYAH

New honest texting abbreviations: LAYAH - Laughing At You Asshole

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

FE4HOG - Drop-In Interruptions and Scratchy Tongues Go Together

One difference about working at home? Very few interruptions in a corporate setting involve a cat cleaning itself in front of the monitor.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Rude Awakening #7734 - There's Some Rolaids at that Oasis

My digestive system is growling on key with an Oasis concert on TV. Not sure who should be more concerned about it!