My New Phone Is a Bad Roommate

My new phone is like a really bad roommate.
It's all, "Yeah, I forgot to mention somebody called you yesterday.
I took a message, but I lost the piece of paper until just now."

 

How Many Adolesences Until I Get It Right?

 

My first adolescence sucked, and this second one isn't going any better.

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Long Distance Relationships

My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I'm grounded in reality, and he's in LaLa Land.