Rude Awakening #7734 - There's Some Rolaids at that Oasis

My digestive system is growling on key with an Oasis concert on TV. Not sure who should be more concerned about it!

Honest Texting Acronyms: BFWINSFY

New Honest Texting Acronyms: BFWINSFY - Best Friends Whenever I Need Something From You

Being a Foursquare Mayor Does Come with Responsibilities

Don't you think a mayor on Foursquare should have to attend city council meetings?

Apprehensories - Erin Moran, Where Are You?

Tchotchkes - Joanie is obviously not the only one who loves them.

Rude Awakening #100 - It's Final Exam Time

I'll have to study since this may be on the final test.

Have You Planted Your Tomatoes Yet?

My wife pointed out it's the start of planting season. I told her that's great, I'm planting myself on the couch to watch TV. 

Funny H&R Block, I Wasn't Even Thinking of Messing With Your Sanitary Waste

H&R Block Visitors Welcome - If it's okay with you, I'll just park, get out of the car, and not touch anything. Ok?

Work Talk - Funny, No One Said It Was a Waiting Game

It's not that I'm hitting my goals all of a sudden. I just think time has caught up to my impatience.

Rude Awakening #32: What Doesn't Kill Me. Really, WHAT DOESN'T Kill Me?

What doesn’t kill me makes me pissed off daily.

One Person's Insomnia Is Another Person's, Well You Know....

My wife said she couldn’t sleep last night because a big storm was rolling through the north part of town. I told her I couldn’t sleep because she was talking to me in an outdoor voice at 3:30 in the morning.

No, You're Not My Stupid Co-Worker

Watching TV, you'd think everyone working in an office is stupid. From my real-world experience though, it's only maybe 90%.

Do You Think I Look Like Chris Brogan? Maybe a Young One?

Social Media Expert - A geek with a Twitter following...or not.

Rude Awakening #737 - Plane As Your Last Day

Don't you hate when you give up your seat on a full plane for a ticket on a later flight, and then that plane crashes? Yea, me too.

Why FunnyEye Was on a Funny Furlough Last Week

Funny Physics Lessons

Oprah Advocating for NoPhoneZones? I Have the Solution!

Oprah is fighting against driving and using phones? Maybe she'll buy each of us a chauffeur? How about it Oprah?